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A Love Letter....to Carbs

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Dear Vegetables,
Now I know why brain dead people are named after you and not rocks. At least rocks don't taste like DESPAIR. You know why broccoli is shaped like a cartoon fart? Because it smells like something that came out of Andy Capp's ass.  Yeah, take a look at yourself, you poor excuse for nourishment. Look at an onion. It makes you cry! Then you have to put something else in your mouth after you eat it so your wife don't run away screaming! Stupid! Wheat grass?? Feet grass!!! Fuck you!!!!!


Watch, it only gets better.

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